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Armed with an indestrucible double mullet (that’s where you have a blonde mullet growing out of a brown one) Joe Tough, excuse me I mean, Joe Huff removes his shirt and infiltrates The Brotherhood a murderous group of gun-runnin’, drug dealin’ Nazi bikers that are out to rid the world of bathing.
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I believe the makers of this film were trying to gain a serious movie and that’s what makes the movie even better! Cause while there is non-stop action galore it’s so unintentionally comical in it’s seriousness that you’ll have to observe it at least 3 times to acquire it all. A lawful American classic that needs to be on a deluxe edition DVD.
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A few favorable lines:
“God forgives. The Brotherhood doesn’t.”
“This reminds me of my father’s last words: ‘Don’t son, that gun is loaded!’”
“Imagine the future, Chains, cause you’re not in it.”
D: Craig R. Baxley (ACTION JACKSON, “STORM OF THE CENTURY”)
Joe Huff/John Stone – Brian Bosworth (ONE TOUGH BASTARD, Shadowy OUT)
Chains Cooper – Lance Henrikson (ALIENS, THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM)
Ice – William Forsythe (FIRESTORM, DEUCE BIGALO: MALE GIGOLO)
OK, this is a review of the DVD. I’ve already reviewed this extraordinary biker flick elsewhere on this area and you fans deserve to know what you are paying for so read this before you speed out and rob this crappy DVD release.
First of all, the DVD clearly states that is presents a Widescreeen and Fullscreen version. But then if you spy further into the specs listed, it also says the DVD is being presented in 1:33:1 which is a sneaky procedure of saying 4:3 or as we most understand that to be…..FULLSCREEN!
This DVD is a flipper, and on the unmarked side you fetch what appears to be a fullscreen presentation. Now, flip it over to the side that is actually marked “Widescreen” and you will find NOT a widescreen version, but a fullscreen version that has been cropped at the top and the bottom so as to give the untrue appearance of being widescreen. But as you contemplate, you will eye that key images in positive scenes are only 1/2 visible. It became clear when I got the tape measure out to confirm what I already suspected….cropped top and bottom. Shame shame shame.
The sound gets no props either. Again the specs speak you that this is a Dolby Surround audio, but it doesn’t sound like it. All the sound is to the front, and mostly directed to the center channel. My impression is that this is basically a “stereo” mixing that does nothing to enhance the action. The sound you hear in the surround speakers is objective residual noise, not mighty else. You’ll have to listen to this one at bulky volume for enact.
On the plus side, the DVD transfer is very crisp and spruce. The images are racy, and the colors are very deep. I’m worried actually at the clarity of detail for such a lousy DVD treatment, but the video looks huge. Nothing else in the package, no extras, no liner notes, no bios, nada. So there you go, choose this DVD because you adore the movie, but don’t recall it expecting to be blown away by it cause you likely wont be unless you’re seeing it for the first time. 5 stars for the movie minus one pitiful star for this DVD.
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